All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner —Red Skelton

It is incumbent on every generation to pay its own debts as it goes.   A principle
which if acted on would save one-half the wars of the world— Thomas Jefferson

The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent
blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery—Winston Churchill

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use—Wendell

The difference between genius and stupidity is genius has its limits—Albert Einstein

The nearest thing to eternal life we will ever see on this earth is a government
program—Ronald Reagan

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a Dog—Anonymous

To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he
disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical—Thomas Jefferson

I intend to live forever, or die trying—Groucho Marx (also Larry Elton)

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met—Rodney Dangerfield

Many of the most successful men I have known have never grown up. They
have retained bubbling-over boyishness. They have relished wit; they have
indulged in humor. They have not allowed “dignity” to depress them into
moroseness—B.C. Forbes

He is a self-made man and worships his creator—John Bright