The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. — Thomas Jefferson

If you don’t read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed. — Mark Twain

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies. — Groucho Marx

It’s only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realize how often they burst into flames. — Harry Hill

Mr. Attlee is a very modest man. Indeed he has a lot to be modest about. — Winston Churchill

One likes people much better when they’re battered down by a prodigious siege of misfortune than when they triumph —Virginia Woolf

It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first. — Ronald Reagan

Most of what we call management consists of making it difficult for people to get their jobs done. — Peter Drucker

Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or fourteenth. — George Burns

If you think you can do a thing or that you cannot do a thing, in either case you are right. — Henry Ford

My experience has taught me that a man who has no vices has damned few virtues. — Abraham Lincoln

After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. — W.C. Fields