Everything comes to those who hustle while he waits — Thomas A. Edison

Nothing will ever be attempted if all possible objections must first be overcome — Samuel Johnson

Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you will always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them — H.L. Mencken

Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself — Mark Twain

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband—A Wise Man

The best helping hand that you will ever receive is the one at the end of your own arm — Fred Dehner

Government is like a baby: An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other — Ronald Reagan

We have too many people who live without working, and we have altogether too many who work without living — Dean Charles R. Brown

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. — P.J. O’Rourke

Women have smaller feet than men—it’s one of those “evolutionary things” that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink — Hillary Clinton(not)