We contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket trying to lift himself up by its handle. — Winston Churchill

Crime does not pay—as well as politics — Alfred E. Newman

Don’t tell me how hard you work. Tell me how much you get done. — James Ling

It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit, — Harry S Truman

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it’s free! — P.J. O’Rourke

People ask the difference between a leader and a boss. . .  The leader works in the open, and the boss in covert. The leader leads, and the boss drives. — Theodore Roosevelt

Maturity is knowing when and where to be immature. — Kristin Durik

Government’s view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases. If it moves, tax it! If it keeps moving, regulate it! And if it stops moving, subsidize it! — Ronald Reagan

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy. —  Nancy Muehlhausen

I married a “Miss Right”.  I just didn’t know her first name was Always. — Larry Elton

Man has will, but woman has her way. — Oliver Wendell Holmes