The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery. —Winston Churchill
The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain. — Dolly Parton
All higher humor begins with ceasing to take oneself seriously.— Herman Hesse
Talk is cheap—except when Congress does it. — Unknown
The government is like a baby’s alimentary canal—a happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other. — Ronald Reagan
My wife and I had words, but I didn’t get to use mine. — Larry Elton
Many a true word is spoken in jest. — English Proverb
Whoever is careless with the truth in small matters cannot be trusted with the important matters. — Albert Einstein
A man’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another drink. — W.C. Fields
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of lease payments. — Gary Strand
No matter how your heart is grieving, if you keep believing, the dream that you wish will come true. — Cinderella