It is incumbent on every generation to pay its own debts as it goes. A principle which if acted on would save one-half the wars of the world. —Thomas Jefferson

Risk taking is inherently failure-prone. Otherwise, it would be called sure-thing taking. —Timothy McMahon

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90%. It’s called a Wedding Cake. — Man Incognito

Continuous effort—not strength or intelligence—is the key to unlocking our potential. — Winston Churchill

Most of what we call management consists of making it difficult for people to get their jobs done. — Peter Drucker

A good rule of thumb is if you’ve made it to thirty-five and your job still requires you to wear a nametag, you’ve made a serious vocational error.  — Dennis Miller

I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them.  — Thomas Jefferson

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.  — George Burns

Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen.  I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement. — Mark Twain

Don’t let the opinions of the average man sway you. Dream, and he thinks you’re crazy. Succeed, and he thinks you’re lucky. Acquire wealth, and he thinks you’re greedy. Pay no attention. He simply doesn’t understand.  — Robert G. Allen