Retirement at 65 is ridiculous.  When I was 65 I still had pimples.  – George Burns

By all means, marry.  If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.  – Socrates

No Free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms.  – Thomas Jefferson

It is a mistake to look too far ahead.  Only one link in the chain of destiny can be handled at a time.  – Winston Churchill

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.  – Billy Sunday

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.  – Phyllis Diller

Government’s view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it.  If it keeps moving, regulate it.  And if it stops moving, subsidize it.  – Ronald Reagan

A business absolutely devoted to service will have only one worry about profits.  They will be embarrassingly large.  – Henry Ford

When you subsidize poverty and failure, you get more of both.  – James Dale Davidson

I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.  – Groucho Marx

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.  – Marilyn Monroe

Motivation is a fire from within.  If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly.  – Stephen R. Cove