Retirement at 65 is ridiculous. When I was 65 I still had pimples. – George Burns
By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher. – Socrates
No Free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. – Thomas Jefferson
It is a mistake to look too far ahead. Only one link in the chain of destiny can be handled at a time. – Winston Churchill
Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. – Billy Sunday
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. – Phyllis Diller
Government’s view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it. – Ronald Reagan
A business absolutely devoted to service will have only one worry about profits. They will be embarrassingly large. – Henry Ford
When you subsidize poverty and failure, you get more of both. – James Dale Davidson
I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it. – Groucho Marx
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. – Marilyn Monroe
Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. – Stephen R. Cove