I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. —Thomas Jefferson

 

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason. — José Maria de Eça de Queiroz

 

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man’s character, give him power. —Abraham Lincoln

 

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. —Mark Twain

 

Don’t be afraid to give up the good to go for the great. —John D. Rockefeller

 

Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. — Dale Carnegie

 

The trouble with her is she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech. —George Bernard Shaw

 

I owe my success to having listened respectfully to the very best advice, and then going away and doing the exact opposite. —G. K. Chesterton

 

He had delusions of adequacy. —Walter Kerr

 

When we get piled upon one another in large cities, as in Europe, we shall become as corrupt as Europe. —Thomas Jefferson

  

My tire was thumping. I thought it was flat. When I looked at the tire… I noticed your cat. Sorry! —Hallmark Cards