I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. —Thomas Jefferson
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason. — José Maria de Eça de Queiroz
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man’s character, give him power. —Abraham Lincoln
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. —Mark Twain
Don’t be afraid to give up the good to go for the great. —John D. Rockefeller
Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. — Dale Carnegie
The trouble with her is she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech. —George Bernard Shaw
I owe my success to having listened respectfully to the very best advice, and then going away and doing the exact opposite. —G. K. Chesterton
He had delusions of adequacy. —Walter Kerr
When we get piled upon one another in large cities, as in Europe, we shall become as corrupt as Europe. —Thomas Jefferson
My tire was thumping. I thought it was flat. When I looked at the tire… I noticed your cat. Sorry! —Hallmark Cards