All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific. — Jane Wagner
Do not go where the path may lead; Instead go where there is no path and leave a trail. — Ralph Waldo Emerson
The few who do are the envy of the many who only watch.
Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a mistake when you make it again. — F. P. Jones
Whatever happened to preparations A through G?
Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. — Douglas Adams
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. — A. Whitney Brown
Adversity does not build character. It reveals it.
You cannot plan the future by the past. — Edmond Burke
Progress always involves risk; you can’t steal second base and keep your foot on first. — Frederick Wilcox
I had a lovely evening. Unfortunately, this wasn’t it. — Groucho Marx
I Rely on the ordinary virtues that Intelligent, balanced human beings have relied on for centuries: Common sense, thrift, realistic expectations, patience and perseverance.
To me, clowns aren’t funny. In fact, they’re kind of scary. I’ve wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed